hokay, if you are an:
-American: and meet someone, please say that you are British, some people don’t like Americans and is likely for you to get in trouble.
-English: British people are welcome in Bucharest, but please stop with the “bloody” thing, alright ?
-Germans: if you come to Bucharest please leave your Panzer commonly known as our dick extension outside of Bucharest, we have some holes in the ground here and we don’t need more of them…. uh and our beer is better than yours… so take some home.
-French: remember how they say that French is the language of love and German the language of hate ? well i can say that Romanian is the language of curses, so i suggest to go here and learn something before you come.
-Hungarians: oh this is the difficult part, guys, after the Transylvania problem… i don’t know, maybe you should stay at home…
-Italians: as I was saying to someone, in Romania the population is 40% Romanians, 10% other, 50% gypsies. Conclusion: please do come.
-Spanish: if you come to Romania please take good care of the packages that Romanian people from Spain ask you to bring in Romania and vice versa

This post is just pure fiction and any resemblance to reality is really real

cheers
-The Necenzurat


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